Idiot Republican Says Conservatives Are the New N-words

Larry Klayman

This is something that can come only from the pages of World Net Daily:  Former Reagan-era Justice Department prosecutor Larry Klayman, the founder of Judicial Watch and Freedom Watch, writes that America has been “taken over largely by uneducated and lazy morons, goons and thugs who want to dismantle all our Founding Fathers conceived of and fought for.”

Remember, Larry Klayman is saying this to the audience of World Net Daily, a gathering place of lazy morons, goons and thugs.

Klayman really likes the “thug” thing, by the way, having previously referred to President Obama as a “ruthless Bolshevik thug” and “Muslim in chief,” which in the conservative lexicon amounts to about the same thing.

Oh, and while we are on the subject of thugs, Klayman is not only the attorney for Minnesota’s resident loon, Bradlee Dean, he also  allegedly sexually abused his own children.

Klayman, apparently dissatisfied with only seeming to be totally unhinged, now claims that conservatives “will soon become the ‘new ni**ers,’ relegated to the back of the bus” and that conservatives are “right to feel the same way today” African Americans once felt.

He says that is why white people “need to fight back and fight back hard – with no further time to waste.”

The bottom line is this: Americans of faith and those who believe in capitalism and hard work as the means to achieve, not “Atlas Shrugged”-portrayed government handouts, have now seen their country taken over largely by uneducated and lazy morons, goons and thugs who want to dismantle all our Founding Fathers conceived of and fought for. And, their hateful Marxist desire to destroy Western civilization is not limited to the “Great Satan,” the United States, but to its biblical Judeo-Christian roots, embodied in the nation of Israel. With no racial slur intended, but only to employ the same lingo used sarcastically by many of Obama’s supporters to describe their past plight, if we do nothing and simply look to future elections to restore the nation, we will soon become the “new ni**ers,” relegated to the back of the bus – as the bus speeds away to quickly fall over the fiscal, social and moral cliff. African-Americans were right when they said this years ago, and we’re now right to feel the same way today.

The thing is – and I know conservatives absolutely SUCK with history – that black folks were not allowed to vote. They were actually relegated to the back of the bus – literally – and they were not allowed to use white folks’ restaurants or white folks toilets.

None of that is true of conservatives. White folks actually got the vote on Election Day. Their votes counted. Sometimes, even the votes of democrats counted as Republican votes.

And they lost.

They lost resoundingly.

Nobody is treating conservatives like Jim Crow treated African Americans. I would ask Larry Klayman to open up a history book, but then, Mr. Klayman is a Republican.

And if there is a fiscal, social, and moral cliff, it is a cliff conservatives threw themselves over in a lemming-like rush for the most extreme position possible. They let a group of trogladyte religious extremists write their party platform, for crying out loud.

Of course, Klayman does realize, from somewhere in that swirling miasma of hate, that he did get to vote and that his vote was counted. So he ignores the fact that President Obama won the popular vote (unlike George W. Bush in 2000) and makes this claim instead:

That is why We the People need to fight back and fight back hard – with no further time to waste. The vehicle to win back our freedom is no longer our electoral system, which is bankrupt and incapable for the time being of addressing the needs of the nation.

Here again it is a failure of basic math: the states that voted for Romney were less influential because they numbered fewer votes. The Electoral College accurately reflected this basic and incontrovertible fact. The vast swathes of red consevative pundits talked about were illusory:

Cartogram of the 2012 Electoral Vote for US President, with each square representing one electoral vote. (Author: ChrisnHouston)

How then did the Electoral System fail? Even without the Electoral College, President Obama won the 2012 presidential election. Where have “We the People” been robbed of anything?

But clinging to his childlike hysteria, Klayman calls the Republican Party dead and worthless: “This is why,” he trumpets, “we need to use peaceful and powerful means to fight against the evils of our corrupt government.”

So because things worked just the way they’re supposed to, the government is corrupt?

Now we all have been hugely entertained by the crazy lengths to which conservatives have reacted to Obama’s first victory in 2008, challenging his citizenship, trying to get him removed from various state ballots, etc. But no matter how often they fail, they always come up with some new, crazier scheme.

Klayman here unveils his own:

One of these avenues is the Citizens Grand Jury, which I, as a Citizens Prosecutor, have empaneled in Ocala, Fla. On Oct, 29, 2012, the Citizens Grand Jury, after having evidence presented to it, voted unanimously on a true bill to indict President Obama and Vice President Biden on charges of treason for their having intentionally leaked classified national security information to boost their political fortunes in the Nov. 6 elections. This month, I will be returning to Ocala to seek the indictment of Obama for his having defrauded the American people with regard to his eligibility to be president. And, after that the Citizens Grand Jury will set its sights on Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts and Justice Elena Kagan for Roberts having violated his oath of office in rendering a willfully illegal ruling in the case upholding the constitutionality of Obamacare and not disqualifying Kagan, given her conflict of interest. Kagan will be indicted for violating her oath of office and refusing to recuse herself from the case as required by the Judicial Canons of Ethics.

Well, there you go. I guess.

Klayman claims that “Once indicted, these corrupt officials will be arraigned and tried for their crimes. I am confident of convictions. More indictments of corrupt government officials and judges will follow.”

You have to wonder where this clown was during the war crimes ridden regime of George W. Bush.

Oh, that’s right. George W. Bush was a white guy.

My bad.

Klayman says,

But the ongoing work of the Citizens Grand Jury is just the beginning. In addition to this, civil disobedience Ghandi-style is in order. Like Ghandi, and before him Jesus Christ, peaceful means can and must be used by We the People to change the course of world history.

That is why God did us a favor this week. He made it crystal clear that We the People must rise up and not rely on a Republican Moses to deliver us from the bondage and slavery Obama and his rising tide of supporters have in store for us. If we do not forcefully but peacefully act now, our freedoms and our republic will soon die and go the way of ancient Greece, Rome and other lost civilizations.

“Bondage and slavery” is apparently a Republican codeword for “we lost the election fair and square so now we wanna change the rules because we don’t like how it turned out.”

We might call this the “Cry Wah! and stomp your little feet” strategy. Maybe next, Klayman will hold his breath until we all admit he’s right.

I almost wish he would.

Klayman makes a big deal here about “We the People” without ever acknowledging that We the People have spoken, and that Klayman and his shell-shocked cronies lost. We the People asserts that political power in the United States derives from the people. But when the people don’t say what Republicans want the people to say, they cry foul.

It wasn’t the Democrats who tried to silence “We the People” with voter suppression tactics in state after state.

The facts speak for themselves. Klayman is a liar. Klayman’s We the People isn’t ALL Americans. We the People for Larry Klayman is white folks. Maybe we can broaden his tent to include the 24 percent of Americans who self identify as Evangelical Christians. Klayman claims to be talking, at least in part, about economic issues but he can’t keep God out of his economics (he mentioned “God” 14 times in his article; the word “fscal” only once).

Along the way, he made no compelling argument for indicting Presidnet Obama other than the fact that he hates him really, really bad.

In point of fact, the Republican Party made itself so extreme in 2012 that even Klayman’s fiscal conservatives couldn’t cast a Republican vote. Klayman and other Republicans can make all the excuses they want, but Election Day 2012 was a simple matter of extremism and the rejection of extremism by American voters. Look at the GOP’s focus on abortion; compare it to Fox News exit polls.

Klayman is angry because American democracy works. Like his fellow Republicans, he can’t get over the fact that the electorate would choose as President a black man who is moderate enough to have been a pre-Goldwater Republican. When the Republican Party became so extreme that the center looks like the extreme left, the problem is all with the GOP.

The rest of us aren’t treating Klayman and his crazy friends like the “new ni**s.” We’re just acknowleding their self-proclaimed craziness, and refusing to acknowledge that their extremism is mainstream. Even the mainstream media – finally – has started to pick up on that.

Welcome to reality, Larry Klayman. To use your own language: Our heaven. Your hell.

Electoral map from Wikipedia

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