While Republicans Worry about Batman Luke Skywalker Blows Up Romney's Death Star

Jul 17 2012 Published by under Featured News

As if Mitt Romney doesn’t have enough problems, first Batman is out to get him, and now Luke Skywalker has blown up his Death Star.
Here’s the video:

Mark Hamill answered a question at Comic-Con with an unprovoked riff on Obama and Romney.

Hamill said,

I knew nothing about Mexican history or anything. But just the idea of a privileged person fighting for the underdog – there’s something very romantic about that. I guess it goes back to Robin Hood. People that are fighting for the middle class and for the Have-Nots. It’s something that we see even playing out in the presidential race.

And if you don’t vote for Barack Obama, you’re insane,’Cause without him, I think the middle class will completely disappear. And you look at Romney and I’m sure he’s a nice guy, but I think he’s like The Thing  he only imitates human behavior. He’s not actually human himself.

Do you know he had lemonade on the campaign trail last week? He said, “Lemon. Wet. Good.” So God bless him, I’m enjoying him running for office but I just came out as a lifelong Democrat.

In typical Jedi fashion, while Republicans like Rush Limbaugh were obsessing over their latest Obama conspiracy theory that the president is behind the use of the Bane character in The Dark Knight rises, Luke Skywalker just blew up their Death Star.

Put on your tinfoil hats, because I’ve got a bombshell for you. Mark Hamill is part of the Obama/Batman conspiracy to get Mitt Romney.

Mark Hamill provides the voice of the Joker in various Batman animated series and video games. (In my opinion, Hamill was the best Joker until Heath Ledger came along.)

As if Mitt Romney didn’t have enough problems, now the world’s most famous Jedi is telling voters to use the Force and reelect Barack Obama. I’ll bet Romney wishes that he hadn’t promised to build that hundred foot high border fence to keep the Wookiees out during Republican primary.

Things are looking so bad for Romney that soon all he’ll have left in his corner are Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, and Jar Jar Binks.

Mitt Romney’s Death Star may be in the process of being blown to smithereens, but he still has car elevator that would make even Emperor Palpatine jealous.

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