Cainiacs Afraid the Devil is After Herman Cain

Nov 29 2011 Published by under Uncategorized

The Devil -- she is after me!

As the clock ticks down to zero hour when Herman Cain will appear on Fox News at 4 PM tomorrow to announce the suspension of his campaign his “reassessment” of his campaign, the Christians on Cain’s Facebook page are up in arms over the Devil’s work. The devil is also known as the evil “bit – – ” who is bringing Cain down. I hope all the women in the house are buttoning up their devil selves. See, it’s the Devil who is working to keep Cain from running, because so obviously Jesus is for the serial harasser and adulterer — er, alleged adulterer.

A smattering for your perusal and no, I have not added in misspellings for your amusement – these are pure Cainiac quotes:

Christopher J Smith
Mr. Cain:
It is my firm belief that these repeated attacks on your character are Satan’s attempts to distract you from doing God’s will. I urge you to continue the campaign to bring fairness and justice to our great nation!

Damn you Satan! Get back, conservative Christian women! Where is Palin’s witch doctor when you need him?

David Tabish
This is nonsence! These accussers merely need to open their ugly mouths and disgrace others with no pruff or validation. At last glace, this is still America, inocent till proven! So hey, in 13 years someone, somewhere, had to see them and or she has photos! Show me the Beef B-I-T——! or bite your lips!
We are with you Mr. Cain!

Yeah, b-i-t –! He will bite your lips, Satan!

Other questions: What is pruff? Glace? Inocent? Is this typical of a true believer? I grow concerned for our nation and frankly, for God.

Patti McTee
Seriously, you need to immediately file defamation of character charges at the very least against all of these women being used as political pawns against you. If you don’t, many will assume you are guilty.

Perhaps Cainiacs should ask why he has not done this. Crickets.

Lisa Pittman Hall
I WILL NOT VOTE FOR NO ONE BUT YOU..EVER..

Which of course means that she will, given the double negative. Oh, the painful irony.

Carol Donovan
HERMAN, PLEASE DO NOT GIVE UP, PLEASE…..AMERICA NEEDS YOU. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT YOU AND NOT ADVISORS, OR MEDIA. YOU ARE NO BILL CLINTON

That’s for sure. Clinton was actually good at his job and knew a bit about the economy. He also answers questions without blanking out for long stretches.

Show us the beef, bit–! There you go, a Cainiac ode to Jesus and example of the true grace found on Herman Cain’s Facebook page. You wondered who would vote for him? Now you know. Say you will or they’ll bite you, Satan! Remember, this is the man who claimed that Jesus was killed by a “liberal court” and of course, Jesus was a conservative.

Here’s Cain on how God called him to run, courtesy of Right Wing Watch:

Cain is just another AFA host/member/supporter who represents their version of family values. He’s pledged to end funding for Planned Parenthood (perhaps he will pay out of his own pocket for the birth control and abortions of his many side dishes? — Oh, I kid!) and reinstate DADT, because, you know, from is moral high perch he can see the way. Is he not a perfect embodiment of the AFA? Oh the thorny persecution he does face through no fault of his own, the devil’s work, I tell you! And don’t you go getting any ideas about personal responsibility — they save that secular crap for the loser liberals like Weiner.

I’m betting that tomorrow on Fox he tells us that God has sent him another message: Herman has been forgiven and it’s none of our business anyway!

Conservatives never tired of co-opting great myths and heroes for their side, while completely missing the entire reason these people are admired. It’s as if they think the name is enough, and it seems to work with their believers.

Course, I don’t got no pruff of that.

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