It’s Saturday, and I’ve been gone for an entire week, so what better way to say hi than to bring you noontime food for thought: Marcus Bachmann Is Fed A Very Big Corn Dog by His Wife, Michele; also known as the woman running for President because he husband told her to and Jesus loves her best; also known as the woman who believes that African Americans were better off as slaves… You know, the freedom lover and Tea Party queen!
I give you this image of Marcus Bachmann, who can “cure the gay” with just 140,000 dollars in government funding per year! One might say he’s bitten off more than he can chew. But shhhh! If you don’t ask, he won’t tell. If only every pray-away-the gay non-licensed clinical “therapist” with a dubious degree could be fed a corn dog by his wife, this country could be taken back but quick!
Transparency, thy name is Bachmann. Nothing says good mental health like being fed a foot long corn dog by a trophy wife who does what’s she told to do by her Master Patriarch who just so happens to set off the same alarm bells as Indiana state representative (and “traditional” marriage advocate) Rep. Phillip Hinkle’s (R) did before he allowed Craigslist calling for Sugga Daddies to out him.
I don’t know what you all are so upset about. There’s no hypocrisy in “traditional” marriage legislation. It is tradition to pretend to be something you are not. It is also traditional for very important men to have a little side helping of young hot male, while posing with bouffant brunch safe-for photo-ops subservient “Christian” (read: high capacity for denial) woman as their “wife”. Hello, tradition!
The next time you’re wondering what Tea Party freedom means, just picture Marcus Bachmann being fed a foot long corn dog by his wife.
Feel free to caption this in the comments section — just keep it cute, people. Wit should prevail in the face of such an obvious call for help.
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