When Gay Bashing RWNJ’s Can’t Handle the Truth, They Sue Rachel Maddow

Jul 27 2011 Published by under Uncategorized

Bradlee Dean Smith Suing Rachel Maddow

You might find yourself strapped for cash in the middle of this Republican Recession, and wondering how you too can utilize free market freedom to land yourself a bundle of cash that will “create jobs” if you decide you don’t want a yacht.

Fear not, people. Do I have a scoop for you.

You too can make oodles of cash off of hate, just like those Right Wingers who took away your right to collectively bargain right after they cleaned out your 401K. The answer? Insult homophobic bands by daring to use their own words, including later disclaimers! Yes, I know, this is what you like to do anyway in your free time, so see how it works out?

We have a Prime Target in our midst, Mr Bradlee Dean Smith or Punk rock preacher Bradley Dean Smith of some awful band in Minnesota. Michele Bachmann and her hubby Marcus pray for Bradlee, so you know what you’re getting there, but also, Bradlee thinks the President of the United States is a Muslim, etc. He’s your typical birther, “Christian”, Right Wing, Tea Party hate machine. Oh, I know, I shouldn’t be so hard on the guy – after all, it’s not everyone who is so bold as to announce that the Muslims are getting it right regarding the gay. See, that’s where the trouble started.

World Net Daily announced this would-be “rock star” is suing Rachel and MSNBC for 50 million dollars and has this scary, intimidating announcement, “MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow and others seized on and accused Dean on her show of supporting the killing of homosexuals, as is the practice in some radical Islamic countries. This seriously has harmed Dean and the ministry, who pride themselves on respect and love for all people.” In other words, “Don’t you dare repeat what we said! How dare you, Ms Rachel!” Mr Bradlee added that this is a leftist smear on the “African Americans were better off as slaves” pledge-signer Michele Bachmann.

Watch Rachel Maddow here:

Rachel kindly added, “Mr Bradlee later clarified that he didn’t really mean to sanction the murder of gay people, ‘We have never and will never call for the execution of gay people,’ which is nice.”

You heard Rachel read Mr Bradlee’s disclaimer out of her own mouth after she let his own words speak for him…..but Bradlee SO didn’t mean to call for the execution of the gay. He just meant that Muslims had it right… Well, heck, let’s go to the source. Here is one of Michele Bachamnn’s prayer warriors in his own words:

Muslims are calling for the execution for homosexuals in America, this was just released yesterday and it shows you that they themselves are upholding the laws that are even in the Bible, the Judeo Christian God.

They seem to be more moral than even the American Christians do. Because these people are livid about enforcing their laws, they know homosexuality is an abomination. And I continually reach out to the homosexual communities on this radio show, and I warn them, which ones love?

Here you have Obama condemning it behind the backs of the homosexuals but to their faces he’s promoting it. I say this to my gay friends out there the ones that continuously nitpick everything I say. Hollywood is promoting immorality and the God of the Heavens in Jesus names is warning you to flee from the wrath to come, yet you have Muslims calling for your execution. If America won’t enforce the laws, God will raise up a foreign enemy to do just that’s what you’re seeing in America today. Read Leviticus 26 America.

Never mind that he is equating his belief with those of people he later breezily announces are terrorizing America because we won’t follow the Bible; that’s the Dijon on this turd. Let’s follow his logic. He started off with, “Muslims are calling for the execution for homosexuals in America, this was just released yesterday and it shows you that they themselves are upholding the laws that are even in the Bible, the Judeo Christian God. They seem to be more moral than even the American Christians do.” And he ended with, “Hollywood is promoting immorality and the God of the Heavens in Jesus names is warning you to flee from the wrath to come, yet you have Muslims calling for your execution. If America won’t enforce the laws, God will raise up a foreign enemy to do just that’s what you’re seeing in America today.”

So, yeah, he’s saying the laws call for the execution of homosexuals and Muslims are following them (yea, Muslims) and we are not, so the Muslims are attacking us because we will NOT do what the Bible tells us to do. Are we supposed to pretend that we don’t get what he was saying? Is Mr Bradlee ashamed of his “religion” of hate now that some sunshine is being poured on it? Why the back-pedal Mr Bradlee!? Goodness, I’ve never seen a Tea Party birther Domionionst high tail it out of dodge so quickly. Rachel, however did you do it?

Rachel used his own words and even added in the bonus “clarification” which is more than any of these mini-terrorists bother to do when the shoe is on the other foot. Hasn’t Mr Bradlee watched Fox News? Is he not aware of Breitbart’s “Let’s Pretend I’ve Got A Super Big Dick” forum for the similarly impaired? We could Breitbart you, Mr Bradlee! But we don’t need to, because your own words, including your glorious clarification (I can hear Jesus praising you now) speak loud and clear:

“Mr Bradlee later clarified that ‘he didn’t really mean to sanction the murder of gay people, ‘We have never and will never call for the execution of gay people.’”

For good measure, let’s make sure we know who this guy is. The folks over at Dump Bachmann have this gem, where he’s “tired of dealing with these criminals” regarding the “gay agenda” (warning: this is hardcore hate speech, not safe for humans):

They’re “Going after your kids!” And his little host suggests that the gays are playing the “victim” by bringing up the suicide rates of gay students in Minnesota. Yes, see, suicide is playing the “victim”.

According to Bradlee, calling for the execution of an entire segment of the population is SO OK. However, being called on calling for the execution of human beings makes Bradlee the victim. Then, Bradlee announces that most of the gays are OK because they love to hear Bradlee’s warning that they need to stop being gay because, “Justice is coming in Jesus’ name.” So, see, Bradlee is doing the “confused” gays a favor by setting them right. Ain’t that Christian? Then, “Who’s stirring this up? A 400 pound lesbian and a pip squeak! Radicals! Bring it on!” “The blacks are offended by this.” (Note the attempt to divide and conquer and the labels for everyone – everyone is a label except for these guys who know that Jesus is coming for the OTHER PEOPLE.)

His female host continues “One in twenty homosexuals is a child molester.” So Bradlee says, “They are not victims! The children are the victims.” He then warns his listeners not to feel sorry for the nice gays they meet, because the resistance must be strong. Yes, leave your conscience and your heart at the door, folks. We can’t have either of them if Jesus is to win.

I’m getting a creep feeling that someone needs to look in Bradlee’s back closet. Oh, wait, the IRS already is.

But, all is not lost! After every harebrained, Tea-laden, kkkorporate scheme for branding themselves as being persecuted whilst they persecute others blows through America with one of the brunette puppets attached, telling us all that she don’t know much but her skirt is short, a rainbow appears. See, if you are starting a TV show or a website or you’re a DJ or you have a band, all you have to do right now is call Mr Bradlee out, announcing to all who will listen that while he suggested the execution of gays was a good thing, he later clarified that statement to say he didn’t really mean it.

Mr Bradlee said he did not mean to sanction the murder of gay people.
Mr Bradlee said he did not mean to sanction the murder of gay people.
Mr Bradlee said he did not mean to sanction the murder of gay people.
Mr Bradlee said he did not mean to sanction the murder of gay people.
Mr Bradlee said he did not mean to sanction the murder of gay people.
Mr Bradlee said he did not mean to sanction the murder of gay people.

Yeah, he is so not going to win this lawsuit. So, this is a freebie, folks. Get thee in the public sphere and tell everyone that while Mr Bradlee first said the Muslims were right about executing the gays and it’s in the Bible, he later said he did not MEAN to sanction the murder of gays.

He will sue you and you will be famous. You will also be doing America a great favor, and as another bonus, helping to express those first amendment rights the Right cherishes so deeply when they are using them to tell the rest of us to shut up and let them run the world or else they’ll be forced to use the second amendment remedies.

I know lots of you will suggest in the comments that Mr Bradlee might be one of those closeted types, to which I have to say, “Have you seen Mr Bradlee!?” That’s so not cute, people. There isn’t a planet where that is cute.

Just think, once you’re famous, you can parlay your fame–whore gig into a book. Rent a bus, tour the coast for “history” that you get wrong because you know, you can’t be bothered to learn stuff. What naturally follows after demonstrating that you don’t have two spare cells to rub together but your heart is full of hate, rubber stamped with the “Jesus Warrior” ticket? Run for office under the Republican Banner and spend all of your SuperPAC on Y-O-U! Don’t you think you deserve a free Mercedes and a bunch of cash you can horde away while demanding lower taxes because you might create a job one day? I know, right? Win win!

And you thought the Republicans weren’t creatin’ jobs.

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