Musical Takedown: Hockey Mama for Obama’s Homage to Michele Bachmann

Jul 17 2011 Published by under Uncategorized

False Prophet Michele Bachmann

Late night snack: Before you get all upset that Dr Bachmann may not really be an actual doctor, and is for sure not even a licensed professional in his claimed profession of “clinical therapist” and his Ph.d seems to have emanated from a now closed institution that doesn’t appear to have offered Ph.ds in psychology at the time of his graduation, I have to remind you that these are Christian folks! They are allowed to lie, especially for money and power, because GOD chose them to run these here little united states of straight people.

Ignore, please, Politico‘s leftie reporting of facts (someone needs to go after them!):

Already, his clinic has come under fire for taking Medicaid payments, but there are more questions surrounding the Christian-centric therapy. Among them are Marcus Bachmann’s credentials: He is not registered with any of the three boards that certify mental health practitioners and professions in the state. The Minnesota Board of Psychology and the Board of Marriage and Family Therapy confirmed to POLITICO that Bachmann is not licensed with them. And a search of the Board of Behavioral Health and Therapy license database returns no result.

Trisha Stark, of the Minnesota Psychological Association, said that the title “clinical therapist” is not widely used in professional circles and that Bachmann is able to operate his clinic because of state rules regarding mental health practice.

“Minnesota is one of the only states in which you can practice mental health without a license,” Stark said.

And instead, feast on what real patriots look like in the US of Jesus, under one GOD, THEIRS, just like the founders intended. This is brought to you by the the Hockey Mama for Obama, whose 2008 rendition of “Don’t Speak for Me, Sarah Palin” brought tears to my eyes:

The Drive-By Christian Broadcasting Network School of Law for Fundamentalist Government Infiltration

Lyrics and music by Sandy Riccardi:

I’m Michele Bachmann, and I’m here to say:

I’ll give you government so small

It’ll fit right in your bedroom

I’ll give you government so small

It’ll only hurt a tad

And since all I ever do is obey my husband Marcus—-Oh—

He’ll be the first gay president

That we’ve ever had

And I studied law at the

Drive-By Christian Broadcasting Network School of Law for

Fundamentalist Government Infiltration

At the Drive-By Christian Broadcasting Network School of Law for

Fundamentalist Government Infiltration

A vote for me will surely set you free

How can I lose with such an education?

Global warming is a hoax

Hoo-doo voo-doo shady science

Global warming is a hoax

Just a made-up whoop-de-doo

But have you noticed every time there’s a democrat in office—Oh—

God sends a whopping case of swine or bird flu

(that’s a fact I learned at the )

Drive By Christian Broadcasting Network School of Law for

Fundamentalist Government Infiltration

The Drive By Christian Broadcasting Network School of Law for

Fundamentalist Government Infiltration

A vote for me will surely set you free

And Marcus and I will win the nomination

I didn’t want to be a lawyer, but my husband Marcus said to

I didn’t wanna marry him

But my church and Marcus said to

Come to think of it, I don’t really even want to be here—no—

But my husband told me to, cuz he feels that he was led to

(Don’t you want your president to come from the)

Drive-By Christian Broadcasting Network School of Law for

Fundamentalist Government Infiltration

The Drive-By Christian Broadcasting Network School of Law for

Fundamentalist Government Infiltration

A vote for me will surely set you free

And Marcus and I can start our congregation

And Marcus and I will ban sex-education

And Marcus and I will shun co-habitation

And Marcus and I will outlaw fornication

And Marcus and I will put all the Wiccans in jail

And Marcus and I will lock up homosexuals until they are cured

And it will be the teeny-tiniest government you ever had. Amen.

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See, don’t you feel better now? Exceptional US of A, where doctors are unlicensed and paid by the government to use widely discredited and damaging treatment because it’s their religion, stupid, and their religion trumps your reality!

Don’t you dare be bigoted against them or persecute Michele and Marcus over being “straight” as their good friend Bryan Fisher claims. I promise not to use the words projection or denial if you will just clap your hands for USA of Jesus and promise to never, ever think again.

Vote for Bachmann because Palin doesn’t have the guts to run and someone’s gotta finish what Bush started. USA! USA! USA!

In case you’re left wanting more, here’s Hockey Mama for Obama from 2008:

And here she is taking on Sarah Palin the eternal Quitter:

Sweet dreams.

Updated for those dubious that Marcus Bachmann would mislead regarding his degree: Paraphrasing from JARS: The Union Graduate School, where “Dr” Bachmann got his “Ph.D” offered a Ph.D. in Arts and Sciences not a Ph.D in Clinical Psyc. They filed for bankruptcy in 78 and later reorganized into “The Union Institute” (1986). The Union Institute’s Ph.D. program came under scrutiny by the Ohio Board of Regents in the late 1990s early 2000s. The Union was put on probation, the Union Graduate School was dissolved and the Ph.D. program was restructured. Formerly the Union had offered one Ph.D. program in Arts and Sciences. If Marcus Bachmann graduated from the Union Graduate School, he did not get a Ph.D. in Clinical Psychology. The doctorate in Clinical Psychology was offered only after 2001, and the degree is a Psy.D. (Doctor of Psychology) and not a Ph.D. (Doctor of Philosophy).

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