Someone had a rather quiet premiere of their hagiomentary today in Iowa. In honor of said propaganda, I figured a video refudiation was in order, because we all know Sarah needs our attention tonight as she prepares to charge money for her signature at the Mall of America tomorrow (that’s trademarked, bitches!).
Remember when New Yorkers expressed themselves by putting this sign on Sarah Palin’s “family vacay” monster bus, “I the media whore”.
Okay, that was mean and unnecessary. Vandalism is wrong and when you do it to Sarah Palin, you do nothing but cause the rest of us grief. Who knows how long she’s going to whine about that? It might cause her to come out with a whole new video, showing herself as a wounded animal. Oh, wait, too late – been there, done that. Tonight, in fact.
But if Sarah wants a mini movie night about her, let’s give it to her. None of that filter of the lamestream media here, peeps. Here are some memories of Sarah Palin:
Canadian DJ punked her in 2008 – cringe worthy in so many ways, but most of all, her utter obsequiousness. She throws herself at his feet in gratitude for his acknowledging her — where is the steel spine? — but it never occurs to her that maybe, just maybe, President Sarkozy wouldn’t be talking about watching her in a porn movie.
And for those who say “statute” is acceptable gaffe, here are insiders saying she didn’t know what NAFTA was, whether or not Africa is a continent or a country and she was hard to control emotionally….
Her response? A presidential, “Those guys are jerks”.
Takin’ stuff out of context? Like this?– by the way, no one is asking her how she would counsel rape victims (lord knows we don’t need Sarah Palin’s input regarding rape). Sarah Palin is the best spinner of reality and her own record, to wit:
Speaking of having emotional problems,
If that didn’t show her true heart, how about her blaming journalists and pundits for inciting violence with a “blood libel” while defending her use of taking up arms and putting crosshairs on Democrats:
Alaska is next to Russia so naturally…Sarah Palin is ready to be President (so, aren’t all Alaskans?):
On the bailout, (she was for it before she was against it) when Sarah Palin showed that she thought it was all about healthcare and job creation.
Yeppers, she’s a clever one. What is it that the VP does? She has no idea and yet, months later, she said she was ready to take it on and even the presidency. Hmmm.
And here she is, while running for VP, saying that she would be in charge of the United States Senate, “they can get in there with the senators and make policy” as VP, and that’s another big, whopping, unacceptable NO. No, no, no, no, NO.
Sarah Palin gives a talk to the Dominionist church she grew up in (Assemblies of God) about being raised up and saved, telling them to pray about the gasline (aka: God’s will), and telling them that nothing is any good unless Alaskans get right with God, and getting into the Iraq war being a task from God, and ending with “we being the head, not the tail” and praying for “that revival to be here in Alaska.” Please note that “the head, not the tail” is a dog whistle battle cry for spiritual warfare used by the Dominionists in their seven mountain mandate to take over the “seven mountains of power” in our culture, including our government, media, education, entertainment, and others. It’s part of their “spiritual mandate” to prepare for the End Times.
If you’ve ever wondered why Sarah Palin is so confident in spite of Americans relentless rejections of her, it’s because her religion believes that certain people are chosen for office, and she is one of them. They believe that God speaks to them directly. Remember her spiritual adviser, Mary Glazier, putting out a prayer to the prayer warriors about how John McCain would die and Sarah Palin would take the office she was “mantled for”? It’s easy to be confident when you are Chosen.
Speaking of Christianity, listen to Sarah Palin laugh at a cancer survivor being called fat and a “bitch”:
Palin admits putting pressure on Monegan to fire her ex-brother-in-law, Trooper Wooten. This is what resulted in TrooperGate, a scandal Sarah Palin was found guilty of in 2008 during the campaign. Sarah Palin told the media she was cleared of all wrong-doing, which is blatantly false. She was found guilty of abusing her power. She did file charges against herself so that she could have a new ruling with a different panel, and after her family and employees ignored subpoenae, that panel couldn’t find her guilty. Frank Bailey is on this tape, saying yes, he put pressure on but no, Sarah didn’t direct him to do so. In his book, he admits that the Palins put relentless pressure on him to take care of the Wooten problem:
Remember that before Troopergate, Palin and her family had been warned by a judge to quit harassing Wooten. “Court records obtained by NEWSWEEK show that during the course of divorce hearings three years ago, Judge John Suddock heard testimony from an official of the Alaska State Troopers’ union about how Sarah Palin—then a private citizen—and members of her family, including her father and daughter, lodged up to a dozen complaints against Wooten with the state police. The union official told the judge that he had never before been asked to appear as a divorce-case witness, that the union believed family complaints against Wooten were “not job-related,” and that Wooten was being “harassed” by Palin and other family members.
“Disparaging will not be tolerated—it is a form of child abuse,” the judge told a settlement hearing in October 2005, according to typed notes of the proceedings. The judge added: “Relatives cannot disparage either. If occurs [sic] the parent needs to set boundaries for their relatives”
And let’s end with the hypocrisy of Sarah Palin schooling Hillary Clinton on whining about the media (in March of 2008- just one month before she gave birth to her fifth child). Palin tells Hilary to stop whining and try harder. Seriously. Like, hey, Hillary, why don’t you learn whether or not Africa is a continent or a country? Hahaha. Sarah Palin gives the best advice, too bad she doesn’t heed it.
This collection of videos was brought to you by the lamestream media leftist evil libertards who run the world. Healthcare for everyone! Happy hagiomentary, peeps.