Late Night Snack: GOP Dedication “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp”

Jun 17 2011 Published by under Uncategorized

Late Night Snack: Musical dedication to Republicans!

Gosh, those boys are working hard to take away our rights while at the same time refusing to lift a pinkie for the economy. We just can’t imagine how tough it is for these boys to keep on selling “shared sacrifices” as they do everything but work on jobs. Between the voter disenfranchisement and the union busting, these boys are sure workin’ on that “mom and pop” America they promised to take back. I’m thinking they deserve a little gift from us, but what do you get a rich, old, puffed up, privileged, patriarchal white boy to celebrate how tough he pimps for his even richer, more privileged, whiter friends, using taxpayer money to score some no bid hits for the Kochs? What do you get the boys who have everything?

You dedicate a song to them! Terrence Howard (Hustle & Flow), “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp.”

You gotta love those Republicans hustling for the dough and it’s so true, no one appreciates all they do trying to take our rights away and all. Where’s the love for the pimps????

A little rewrite and you see what I’m thinking here….

You know it’s hard out here for a pimp
When he tryin to get this money for the Koch
For the corporations and oil subsidies spent
Because a whole lot of people darin’ to vote
Will have a whole lot of people darin’ to vote

In my eyes I done seen some crazy thangs on C street
Gotta couple hoes workin on the side for me
But I gotta keep my PR tight like Vitter on diaper night
Like takin from a teacher or a baby, I do it but it ain’t right
Done seen people killed, done seen Blackwater steal
Done seen people live in poverty with no meals
It’s fucked up where y’all live, but that’s tough
It might be new to you, but I’ve been rich for years
It’s no-bid, God forgives on K Street
I’m tryin to get rich ‘fore I leave up out this bitch
I’m tryin to have thangs but it’s hard fo’ a pimp
But I’m prayin and I’m hopin to God you don’t bust me

It’s hard out here for a pimp. Buy Koch!

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