Late Night Snack: President Obama’s Inspiring Ireland Speech

May 24 2011 Published by under Uncategorized

Your President’s inspiring speech today in Ireland – it’s long, but it’s worth it. Especially uncomfortable when they boo the vague reference to his birth certificate, which made me ashamed of the people pushing that widely debunked ode to racism. But the rest of the speech was truly magnificent, as he wove history into a tale of overcoming challenges and shared values.

The speech was so good that Fox News’s Eric Bolling, left with nothing else, tweeted that Obama was “chugging 40’s” in Ireland, in a failed attempt to use dog whistle racism to bring the President down to his level. However, anyone who has ever been to Ireland knew that when the President referenced having a pint at the local pub, he meant a pint – you know, like they serve in Ireland. Maybe in Bolling’s Ireland they serve 40’s?

Hey, Eric, how’d those biggie fries go down as you clutched your mistresses pearls and hid under the covers quaking in fear over the coming rapture? Oh, I kid, Eric! It’s just a joke! You know, because Republicans are stereotyped as cheating on their wives while eating processed, logo-ed food and fear-mongering about things that never seem to happen. Gosh, don’t get all PC on us now, Eric, y’hear?

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