Sarah Palin Wins Two Golden Trashcans for Littering TV with Her Image

Feb 24 2011 Published by under Uncategorized

Sarah Palin's Golden TrashCan

Sarah Palin is Finally A Winner!

Sarah Palin can finally count herself a winner. Palin has won two awards in the Bennies! She won for Worst Reality TV Show as well as Worst Female in a Reality Show. Awww……I almost feel like this is a blood libel against her. Maybe she should use her alternate Facebook identity Lou Sarah to “like” her show again! Every vote counts, you know.

The Bennies are the Razzies of TV and so naturally a place where reality TV show “star” Sarah Palin would rear her head. The Bennies have only been around for the last two years to celebrate television’s worst, but luckily they were invented just in time to honor the boring debacle that was Sarah Palin’s Alaska. TLC, have you no shame?

Palin, whose bitter jealousy over losing the 2008 election has caused her to poison our national political debate with her relentlessly petty and vicious attacks, has finally won something! Will this shut her up? You betcha not.

You know Palin winning the the famed Golden Trashcan twice in one year is only going to make her whine more and shove her face in our lives more (is that even possible?) until at last, at long mighty last, we agree to like her. Sigh.

Here’s a list courtesy of Channel Guide Magazine of “winners” and the stiff competition for worst of TV in 2010:

Worst Female in a Reality Program
Sarah Palin (Sarah Palin’s Alaska) — WINNER
Camille Grammer (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)
Kim Kardashian (Keeping up with the Kardashians)
Shanna Moakler (Bridalplasty)
Snooki (Jersey Shore)
Worst Male in a Reality Program

Ryan Seacrest (American Idol) — WINNER
David Hasselhoff (The Hasselhoffs)
Randy Jackson (American Idol)
Kevin Pollack (Million Dollar Money Drop)
The Situation (Jersey Shore)
Worst Female in a Scripted Program

AnnaLynne McCord (90210) — WINNER
Aly Michalka (Hellcats)
Blake Lively (Gossip Girl)
Elizabeth Mitchell (V)
Jada Pinkett Smith (HawthoRNe)

Worst Male in a Scripted Program
Ed Westwick (Gossip Girl) — WINNER
Jim Belushi (The Defenders)
David Caruso (CSI: Miami)
Charlie Sheen (Two and Half Men)
Blair Underwood (The Event)

Pushing Daisies Award
Better off Ted — WINNER
Lone Star

Worst Reality Program
Sarah Palin’s Alaska — WINNER
16 and Pregnant
Bad Girls Club
Jersey Shore

Worst Scripted Program
Hellcats — WINNER
Happy Town
Sh*t My Dad Says

Too bad we don’t give these out in politics, because Palin could so rack up another Golden Trashcan for Most Annoying Loser. Eh. Politics would be no fun without the Tea Party to show us just how low the bar goes.

Comfort yourself with the knowledge that as I mentioned last December while watching an episode of this “reality show”/aka: “Homage to How Great Lou Sarah Is and Stuff”, Alaskans funded quite a nice chunk of Palin’s show, so it’s not like she’s stopped ripping Alaska off! Palin, ever the wily one, signed a bill for tax credits for “documentary” style shows that conveniently allows the state to pay a large part of the “talent’s” salary right before she quitty quit quit her “job” as Governor.

This here is what Sarah Palin calls fiscal conservatism in action, people. Woo hoo, Sister Sarah! Way to look out for Big Government Welfare. They say money can ease envy. If so, please send Sarah some cash! Girl got a big old hole of winner envy eatin’ away at her.

No worries if you didn’t get your fill of making fun of the people who just won’t go away, the Razzies come up later this week. On the bright side, Sarah should be pleased that by taking the hit as worst in TV, she may have shielded her daughter Bristol from any possible tainting with the failure of the Palin TV brand.

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