Look Out Sarah Palin: Justin Bieber Supports Death Panels

Feb 16 2011 Published by under Uncategorized

Red alert Sarah Palin, in his upcoming Rolling Stone interview, Canadian Justin Bieber came out in support of death panels, “We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you’re broke because of medical bills.” According to the right, this makes Justin Bieber part of the new red menace.

Bieber told Rolling Stone
that he would never become a US citizen because of our healthcare system. He joked, “You guys are evil.” He added, “Canada’s the best country in the world.” He adds, “We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you’re broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard’s baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby’s premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home.”

Justin Bieber, who is just a kid, understands the moral and societal value of universal healthcare more than Sarah Palin and the Tea Party. In Palin speak by promoting the benefits of universal healthcare, Bieber is supporting death panels. It is irrelevant that his comment is stressing the value of people being able to see a doctor, or go to the hospital without going broke. To the far right, Bieber is a no good Canadian socialist for holding the radical belief that everyone should have access to medical care.

A teenage Canadian has managed to demonstrate just how out of control the battle over healthcare has gotten. I wonder how many Tea Party parents will no longer let their daughters listen to Bieber, because of his common sense views on healthcare? Will Tea Partiers around America rally against the new baby faced socialist threat? How long will it be until Palin updates her Facebook page, and Tweets a refudiation of Bieber? I’m sure that after Glenn Beck is finished attacked Google, he will spend hours warning parents of the covert indoctrination of their children that is being carried out by the evil Justin Bieber, and his associate Barack Obama.

Consider for a moment that Justin Bieber has a better grasp on the reality of the healthcare system in America than Sarah Palin does, and then try to wrap your head around the fact that a few million Americans think that Sarah Palin would make a good president. Sadly even though he is not a US citizen, Justin Bieber might be a better candidate for the Republican nomination than Sarah Palin ever could be. (Note to Republicans: Bieber is opposed to abortion, and has never ran his own death panel).

Sarah Palin and right wingers all over America had best sound the alarm and get to their battle stations, because a new socialist menace has descended on America. Justin Bieber is coming to kill grandma.

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