Never mind you evil elites that Sarah Palin can’t speak English – she’s inventing a new language and you’d be wise to adopt it soon, in light of her Second Coming, er Assault, on America. In the name of the troops and New Yorkers everywhere.
Yes, the half-term governor who finds Hawaiians not “glamorous” enough for her since they are a “minority type of thing” (and other sorta brownish people scary also too) recklessly took to the Twitters yesterday and while she was there pretending to speak to New Yorkers as if she hadn’t been insulting them every single day since first she reared her PitBull Snark, she also took a swipe at Muslims, the Ground Zero “Mosque” and invented a New Language! Take that, Katie Loser Couric!
SarahPalinUSA: “Ground Zero Mosque Supporters: doesn’t it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate”
Well, I simply can’t refudiate that. I think the half-termer has put to bed any notion that she’s not smart and doesn’t read. I mean, it takes real skill to like make up your own language and stuff. And it’s not as if she stopped at the language. She also, too, is makin’ up imaginary Mosques of Fear. If only Little Green Footballs, that bastion of liberal elitists political oppositional researchers and stuff had not refudiated Palin thusly:
“It should be pointed out (again) that the “Ground Zero mosque” these idiots are ranting about is actually a proposed community center with an auditorium, swimming pool, and restaurants, in addition to a mosque. It would be housed in an existing 13-story building that’s two blocks away from Ground Zero and has no view of the area; there are two very big buildings in between the proposed community center and Ground Zero.”
Damn elites! Sarah USA Palin will not be told to sit down and shut up!
Also, the RealAmerican SarahPalinUSA (which doubles for SarahPalinAIP Secessionist) tweeted: “Peace-seeking Muslims, pls understand, Ground Zero mosque is UNNECESSARY provocation; it stabs hearts. Pls reject it in interest of healing”
So then some super mean non-Real American had the nerve to tweeter refudiate the Real American; Unreal American and possible Mulim/brown person called Temporal Flush tweet responded:
“@SarahPalinUSA, considering “peace seeking Muslims” didn’t attack us on 9/11, why would a Mosque of said Muslims be a “provocation”?”
Oh, TemporalFlush, you of Unreal America! Prepare to be investigated! One hopes TemporalFlush can refudiate himself for the Troops, otherwise, it looks like he’s pallin ‘ around also too with terrists. Then other English-Speaking-Elites hopped on the Palin Tweet to offer us such nods to the Bard:
“To suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous liberals, or to quit halfterm, and by opposing, rake in speaking fees.”
“Neither a thinker nor a reader be / for thought oft loses both itself and friend / and reading dulls the edge of Fox TV.”
“But soft, what light from yonder window breaks? It is the East, and I can see Russia from my front porch.”
“As wolves to wanton governors are we to the gods: they shoot us from helicopters.”
And Evil Washington Post blogger Ezra Klein tweeted, “We few, we happy few, we band of Mama Grizzlies.”
Fun with English aside, some liberal elites were not so amused nor amazed nor amuzed as CBS reported:
“”If republicans can demand that immigrants speak English, can’t we demand same of Sarah Palin?” Liberal blogger John Aravosis tweeted. Liberal blogger Jon Henke attacked Palin’s sentiment rather than her words: “We want peaceful Muslims to distinguish themselves from radical Muslims, but we can’t distinguish between a peaceful Mosque & terrorists?””
There’s only one obvious question: Why does CBS hate America?
The Grizzly defended her War on English-Speaking America with this ode to Bushian “Strategery” (and we all know how well that turned out) tweet:
“Refudiate”, “misunderestimate” “wee-wee’d up.” English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!”
So, the death of Latin aside, it seems the Conservatives have found their Candidate for 2012, eh? I mean, there’s nothing like the authentic tang of misunderestimating a faux cowboy or faux hunter to really make the Red White and Blue just MORE Americanisitic, right? Right? RIGHT?