The Top 5 Obama Conspiracy Theories

Apr 20 2009 Published by under Featured News

Just for kicks, I have put together a list of the top 5 Obama conspiracy theories. Many of these have been built upon since the election. Obama is now a fascist, who is a British citizen, who is also working on a long form forgery of his birth certificate.

Note: The quotes are unedited.

5). Obama and Iran’s Bomb

The theory goes that since Barack Obama is a closet Muslim, he is going to let Iran develop a nuclear weapon, so that they can bomb Israel. Here is comment from Repubx.com, “You have to remember Obama is also an agent for Radical Islam. He wants Iran to have Nuclear weapons. Before, he spoke about not letting Iran have Nukes. It was just another pathilogical lie. I was saying for months, even before the Campaigns for President, that Obama would let Iran have Nukes if elected. Of course, he is going to lie and say otherwise. Muslims are allowed to lie if it furthers the Muslim cause.”

4). Obama and the NWO

Obama’s calls for global cooperation are really calls for a New World Order:

3). Obama is a British Citizen
This is a newer one based on the idea that Obama isn’t an American citizen, because he was born in a British territory. The claim is that Obama is a British citizen who is not eligible to be president. According to Mario Apuzzo’s blog, “This all leads to the question of how can Obama be an Article II “natural born Citizen” if he was at birth both a U.S. citizen (assuming he was born in the U.S.) and a British citizen which alone disqualifies him from having that status? But to make matters worse, Obama continues to be a British citizen at a time that he is currently the President of the United States.”

2). Obama the Fascist

Here is an example of some the evidence that the right uses to prove that Obama is a fascist, “In fact, with his constant inspirational calls for national unity, Obama is eerily reminiscent of the Fascists. If he spoke German he might well be inclined to adopt as his slogan Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuehrer — as Hitler did (“One nation, one government, one leader”). After all, right to the end most Germans saw Hitler as a warm and kindly father-figure. And if the ruthless power-seeker that is Hillary reminds you of Joe Stalin, don’t blame me!”

How could I NOT include Glenn Beck:

1). Obama’s Forged Long Form Birth Certificate

Ah, an updated classic from the 2008 presidential campaign,Obama is faking his birth certificate . “Don’t know about 9/11 conspiracy, but do know from DC source that an Administration team is working on perfecting a forgery of the long-form birth certificate. They plan on presenting it in a a month or so. The source is FBI agent who has drinking buddy from University of Illinois now in the Administration. Its second hand, but the source is supposed to be solid.

They have already prepared the forgery with special paper and ink. The document was printed on a fully functional 1960 Heidelberger printing press located at a print museum in Toronto. Access was arranged by a trustee of the museum who is connected to a large Canadian banking/investment firm with major US interests.

The blanks in the forged form were filled in with an old Underwood Manual typewriter bought at an estate sale in Skokie, IL. The raised seal was the easiest piece to fake, since you can by a special order corporate seal from just about any online office supply store. The only reason they haven’t rolled out the foregery yet is that it is “seasoning” under mild UV light and a back and forth rotation between between a humidifier and a sauna. Get ready….one to two months tops. “

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